5.The Big Surprise
Lyricist：Owen Thomas
I am back, this time, I'm the big surprise
And I'm hiding behind your sofa
I'm the culture shock, temporary block
And I'll love you for the next five minutes
I'm your magazine, â~cos you read me clean
Without taking any time for pictures
I'm your hand grenade and your lemonade
â~Cos I'll blow up and leave you soured
Find somebody with a working car
And drive them crazy, too
The big surprise is me
I worked extra hard to pick your birthday card
You just threw it out and kept my money
I got up at six to make your favorite dish
So I sank when you said, you weren't hungry
Filed your tax return, let some candles burn
Played Mozart, to make your plants grow
Then I clipped the trees, got down on my knees
Not to work, just to pray, you'd see me
Find somebody who will paint your house
And gloss them over, too
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